To: @the Subj: HOLIDAYS OF MAR 31 - APR 6 HERE ARE THE HOLIDAYS OF MARCH 31 - APRIL 6: SUN MAR 31:Birthday of Andrew Lang (Scotland) MON APR 1:April Fools Day Hebrew University Day Abdoulage Issa Day (Benin) Islamic Republic Day (Iran) Captain Regents Day (San Marino) TUE APR 2:Pascua Florida Day International Children's Book Day Taily Day (UK) Revolution Day (Iran) WED APR 3:Washington Irving Day Anniversary of the Death of Emporor Jimmu (Japan) THR APR 4:Senegal Independence Day Shiohi-Gari (Shellfish Gathering, Japan) Pilgrimage to Nafels (Switzerland) FRI APR 5:Johnstow (UK) Ching Ming (Taiwan) Arbor Day (S. Korea) SAT APR 6:Van Riebeeck Day (S. Africa) Patriots' Victory Day (Ethiopia) Chakri Memorial Day (Thailand) Founding of the Church of Latterday Saints THIS MONTH IS:Boost Your Hometown Month Correct Posture Month Freedom Shrine Month Glaucoma Alert Month Philatelic Societies Month ******************************************************************************* THIS WEEK'S TRIVIA QUESTION: What is the second-most visited American home in the United States- Outdrawn only by the White House? LAST WEEK'S TRIVIA: What sport had been played on the court at Stagg Field in Chicago that was converted into the Manhattan Project laboratory where scientists achieved the first self-sustaining nuclear chain reaction in history? ANSWER: Squash WINNERS: Eric Choate and Matthew McInteer BEST ANSWER: David Morris - The Stagg Field Fission Tournament - won by Nuke Rockne ****************************************************************************** One joke: These 2 music lovers are held hostage and both are going to be shot. One is a country music lover and the other is a classical music lover. Before they are shot they are asked for one last request. So the Country lover says "I would like to listen to Achy Breaky heart 50 times over" and the classical lover says "shoot me first". ****************************************************************************** Scotland Yard is investigating reports of thefts from London's Trafalgar Square. It's not the monuments that are at risk, but the pigeons -- locals say two men have taken at least 1,000 pigeons away in boxes in recent months. Police think the birds are ending up on restaurant tables. Locals are worried the diminishing bird population will cut down on the tourist trade. According to Bernard Rayner, who sells bird seed to the tourists to feed the birds, "Trafalgar Square is the only place in the country you can get a wild animal to sit on your head." (AP) The city ordinance in Harthahorne, Oklahoma, Section 363, states that it shall be unlawful to put any hypnotized person in a display window Police in St. Petersburg, Fla., were surprised when a handcuffed shoplifting suspect they had brought to the station jumped into a patrol car and drove off. Officers decided not to chase after him -- "We just didn't feel there was a need to endanger the public over something like this," a spokesman said. The car was found 100 blocks away a few hours later. But Anastasios Balodimas, 29, was free less than 24 hours. He was arrested the next day, as the suspect in another shoplifting case. He was charged with grand theft and resisting arrest. In Russell, Kansas, it is against the law to have a musical car horn. Two American men vacationing in the Czech Republic fought with an armed intruder in the apartment where they were staying. Frank Pond, 46, of Chicago and Don Royse, 63, of St. Louis tackled the man and tried to knock him unconscious with the butt of his gun. When that was unsuccessful, the two sat on him until police arrived to take care of the matter. It turns out the man was Ladislav Winkelbauer, the country's most wanted man after his escape from prison. "It's a vacation we'll never forget," Royse said. "I've never seen a gun that closely before." (Reuter) Obscure Word of the Week: STRAPPADO A former punishment or torture consisting of hoisting the subject by a rope and letting him fall to the length of the rope. Also, a machine used in the infliction of this torture. Four Chicago men by the name of Eric Thompson are upset with a local adoption agency over a letter each received. "You have been named as the father of an unborn baby," each letter said, and "the law requires that the agency make diligent efforts to locate and notify the child's father" of the baby's pending adoption. At least one of the men opened the letter in front of his wife. "All I could say was, `I don't know what this is. Honest.' Well, what do you think a wife thinks when she hears that?" The Children's Home and Aid Society is "rethinking its strategy" in such cases, and admits such letters have been sent to as many as 60 men with a common name. In the recent case, none of the four Eric Thompsons was the 19-year-old father being sought. (AP) Clinton County, Ohio, calls for a fine for anyone caught leaning against a public building. Slama sidhi barakas, Brent