Hello people of the mailing list! This has been a very busy week
and I haven't
had much time to write an actual mailing list this week. However
instead, I
have sent you the reasons college is different from high school.
Also only we
new college frehmen will recieve this list.
23. In high school, you do homework. In college you study.
22. No food is allowed in the hall in high school. In college,
food must
be provided at an event before students will come.
21. In high school, you wear your backpack over one shoulder; in college
on
both.
20. in college, the professors can tell you the answer without looking
at
the teacher's guide
19. In college, there are no bells or tardy slips.
18. In high school, you live with parents. In college you get
to live with
your friends.
17. In college you don't have to wait in a certain lunch line to be cool.
16. In high school, you're told what classes to take. In college,
you get
to choose; that is as long as the classes don't conflict and
you have
the prerequisites and the classes aren't closed and you've paid
your
tuition.
15. In high school, if you screw up, you can usually sweet-talk your
way
out of it. In college, your lucky to ever talk with the
professor.
14. In high school, fire drills are planned by the administration; in
college by the drunk frat boys on thier way home after the bars
close.
13. In college, any test consists of a larger percentage of your grade
than
even your high school exams did.
12. In high school, when the teacher said,"Good morning," you mumbled
back.
In college, when the professor says,"Good morning," you write
it down.
11. In high school, freshman guys hit on senior girls. In college,
senior
guys hit on freshman girls.
10. In college, weekends start on thursday.
9. In college, it's much more difficult to figure out the course schedule
of the man/woman you have a crush on in order to figure out where
he/she will be walking around campusand at what time to find
them there.
8. Once you've obtained the information above, it's much more time-
consuming to run between classes to that place where you know
he/she
will be in order to "just happen to bump into him/her"
7. In college, there's no one to tell you not to eat pizza three meals
a
day
6. In college, your dad doesn't pay for dates.
5. In high school, it never took 3 or 4 weeks to get money from Mom
and
Dad.
4. College men are cuter then high school boys
3. In college, when you miss a class or two or three, you don't need
a
not from your parents saying you were skip...uh, sick that day.
2. In high school, you can't go out to lunch because you're not allowed.
In college, you can't go out to lunch because you can't afford
it.
1. In college, you can blow off studying by writing lists like this.
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By the way, I am trying to compile a list of the e-mail addresses from
everyone
from DLHS '95. If you know the e-mail address of anybody not
going to DLU,
could you send me that information. I would appreciate any help
you give me.
Slama sidhi barakas,
Brent