To:
Subj: HOLIDAYS OF APRIL 23-29

HERE ARE THE HOLIDAYS OF APRIL 23 - 29:
SUN APR 23:William Shakespear Day (UK)
    St. George's Day (UK)
    Professional Secretaries Day
    Children's Day (Turkey)
    Peppercorn Day (Bermuda)
    National Sovreignty Day (Turkey)
MON APR 24:Vega Day (Sweden)
    Fast Day
    General Federation of Women's Clubs Day
    Victory Day (Togo)
TUE APR 25:Liberation Day (Italy)
    Portugese Independence Day
    St. Mark
    Blessing of the Wheat (Hungary)
    Rememberance Day (Papau New Guinea)
WED APR 26:Confederate Memorial Day
    ANZAC Day *
    Tanzania Independence Day
    Audubon Day
    Cape Henry Day
    World YWCA Day
    Sinai Liberation Day (Egypt)
THR APR 27:Togo Independence Day
    Suar Revolution Day (Afghanistan)
    Sham el Nassim (Sudan)
    Slovenian Liberation Front Day (Yugoslavia)
FRI APR 28:Arbor Day
    Bird Day
SAT APR 29:Emperor's Birthday (Japan)
THIS WEEK IS:National Victim's Rights Week
      Canada-U.S. Goodwill Week
      Jewish Heritage Week
      National YWCA Week

*NOTE: ANZAC is for Australia, New Zealand and surrounding areas.
*******************************************************************
THIS WEEK'S TRIVIA QUESTION:
 What did President Franklin D. Roosevelt have imprinted on White House
matchbooks?
LAST WEEK'S TRIVIA:
 What do the following crayon colors have in common-maize, raw umber,
lemmon yellow, blue gray, violet blue, green blue, orange red and orange yellow?
 ANS:They were the first colors ever dropped from the Crayola Crayon
line.  They were replaced in 1990 with bolder colors-cerulean, dandelion, wild
strawberry, vivid tangerine, fuchsia, teal blue, royal purple and  jungle green.
*******************************************************************
All of the following stories are true:

   Las Vegas, Nevada--The police say a man robbed a bank here and then
   casually doled out $100 bills to stunned bystanders, cheerfully urging
   them to ``have a nice day.''
 
   Officers arrested Ronald M. Chroniak, 46, on Friday shortly after the
   robbery of a Bank of America branch, the authorities said. When they
   found him, he was handing out money, they say.
 
   It all started when a man walked into the bank around noon and handed
   a teller a note demanding money. After receiving an undisclosed
   amount, he strolled out and, the police say, began sharing the booty.
 
   Alexander McNair said he was eating lunch in the bank courtyard when a
   man walked up and handed him a $100 bill.
 
   ``Where'd you get the money, man?'' Mr. McNair asked as he stared at
   the slightly crumpled bill. Mr. McNair said the man told him: ``I just
   robbed the bank. Have a nice day.''
********************************************************************
   FORT LAUDERDALE, FL--A white supremacist wants permission to wear a Ku
   Klux Klan robe and be called ``Hi Hitler'' at his murder trial. Donald
   Leroy Evans is accused of strangling Ira Jean Smith, a Fort Lauderdale
   prostitute, in 1985. In motions filed Friday, Evans asked to be
   allowed to wear the KKK robe, and for his name to be changed on all
   court documents to ``the honorable and respected name of Hi Hitler.''
   According to courthouse employees, Evans thought Adolf Hitler's
   followers said ``Hi Hitler'' rather than ``Heil Hitler.'' Broward
   Circuit Court Judge Sheldon Schapiro did not immediately rule on the
   motion. Evans, 38, already has been sentenced to death for murdering
   and raping a 10-year-old homeless girl in Mississippi. Investigators
   are examining his claims that he killed 60 people in 21 states.
*******************************************************************
   The Oklahoma Supreme Court in December 1990 upheld the landslide
   victory by incumbent Frank Ogden III (91 percent) over Josh Evans.
   Evans had run on a campaign of being an ``able lawyer and a living
   person,'' which he thought gave him an advantage over Ogden, who had
   died three months before the election.
*******************************************************************
   October 7, 1993--Associated Press:
 
   People who keep guns at home nearly triple their chances of being
   murdered, usually by friends or relatives, but fail to protect
   themselves from intruders... However, Paul Blackman, research
   coordinator at the National Rifle Association, criticized the study...
   ``These people were highly susceptible to homicide,'' he said. ``We
   know that because they were killed.''
*******************************************************************
   Private Eye--February, 1994:
 
   ``I've made some weird arrests in my time, but this even beats the
   woman shoplifting with a rabid donkey for protection last month,''
   Sergeant Paulo Quadros of the Belo Ilorizonte police force told
   reporters.
 
   ``This time, it took twelve of us, including eight firemen, and we had
   to take a dozen floor boards into custody as well.''
 
   Sergeant Quadros was answering questions about the arrest of Sergio De
   Sa, on charges of aggravated theft. ``De Sa is a glue sniffer, who
   steals from shops to feed his habit. On Saturday night he broke into
   the Gola Gola glue factory, but he lost control when saw the really
   good stuff and started inhaling directly from the vats. Of cause, he
   was overcome by fumes after one sniff and lost his balance, upsetting
   a vat of glue as he fell. By the time he came round, he was stuck to
   the floor and had to lie there helplessly until the workers turned up
   on Monday morning. They couldn't shift him and in the end, we had to
   get a powersaw and cut round him. The factory owner lost a days
   production and he lost the skin off his back.''
 
   ``While we were charging him, he said it was worth it as Gola Gola
   Quickstix was the premier cru [sic] of glue. What is with these
   people? Are they nuts? Last month we arrested another guy with tubes
   stuck right up both nostrils. He died in custody. Someone called him
   Walrus face and he laughed so much he hemorrhaged.''

Here's an added bonus for Mystery Science Theatre fans.  I have 2 lists that
I can forward to you.  The first is a coplete list and short description of
each movie that has been featured on the show.  The second is a real long (800
lines) list of quotes that have been used on the show.  Please e-mail me if you
want either or both of these lists

      Slama Sidhi Barakas
      Brent

P.S. ATTENTION BASEBALL FANS:It's time for my yearly Baseball Predictions
contest.  Each participant should send his or her predictions for the winners
in each of the six divisions and World Series champion.  No money is involved.
Scoring:  You get 1 point for each game behind the division champ each team is.
The six team's scores are added up and 10 points are subtracted from the total
if you pick the correct World series winner.  The participant with the lowest
score wins.  Each entry is due before the start of the regular season.  If you
are unclear on this, please e-mail me.