HERE ARE THE HOLIDAYS OF MARCH 5 - 11:

SUN MAR 5:Ecuatorial Guinea Independence Day
MON MAR 6:Ghana Independence Day
   The Empress' Birthday (Japan)
   Alamo Day
   Magellan Day (Guam)
WED MAR 8:International Women's Day
   Furry Festival (UK)
THR MAR 9:Forty Saints Day (Albania)
   Spring Day (Albania)
   Baron Bliss Day (Belize)
FRI MAR 10:Japanese Army Commemoration Day
    Korean Labor Day
SAT MAR 11:Johnny Appleseed Day

THIS WEEK IS:Save Your Vision Week
THIS WEEK, STARTING MONDAY:National Procrastination Week
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THIS WEEK'S TRIVIA QUESTION:
 You're on the beach.  You pick up a seashell, and you claim to here the
ocean.  What do you really hear?
LAST WEEK'S TRIVIA:
 The 1990-91 edition of "Who's Who in America" contained 10 lines about
former President Ronald Reagan; how many were devoted to his wife, Nancy?
 ANS:28
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More random quates an jokes:

"Time is the best teacher.  Unfortunately, it kills all it's pupils."
      -Hector-Louis Berlioz

"If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, You'll be fired with enthusiasm."
      -Vince Lombardi

"Two rights don't make a wrong, but three will get you back on the freeway."
      -James Wesley Jackson

"You can build a throne with bayonets, but you can't sit on it very long."
      -Boris Yeltsin

"You simply MUST stop taking advice from other people."
      -Melissa Timberman

Van Roy's law:  An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys

Quantum particles:  The dreams that stuff is made of.

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they
make it easier to do don't need to be done." -Andy Rooney

"Age is an issue of mind over matter.  If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."
      -Mark Twain

"Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese."
      G.K.Chesteron

The harder you fall, the higher you bounce.

"when subject to feminine heat and pressure, male hydrocarbons will often
produce a diamond."    -Omni Magazine

"Communist China is technologically underdeveloped because they have no alphabet
and therefore can not use acronyms to communicate ideas at a faster rate."
      -Omni Magazine

Professor Marlin's Rule:
If you have an open book test, you will forget your book.
If you have a take home test, you will forget where you live.

Rule 46, Oxford Union Society, London:
Any member introducing a dog into the Society's premices shall be liable to a
fine of one pound.  Any animal leading a blind person shall be deemed to be a
cat.

You all know Barney, the lovable, hugable purple dinosaur.  Many of you would
like to get your hands around his throat.  Sent with this letter are the ways
to hurt, kill, torture the big guy.  Be warned: Some of these are really
cruel.

HELP:  Does anybody know the answer to either of the following two questions:
1) who is/was the famous surfer who stars on Baywatch?
2) What fabled city did Plato describe as Utopia?

      Later,
      Brent